gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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If only I actually slept

(via orgasm)


nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

(via orgasm)


vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

(via thtasiangirltho)


cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(via orgasm)


green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(via psychotic-teens)


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via orgasm)


jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via pizza)


cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(via c-rabs)





urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via orgasm)


verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via orgasm)


roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(via pizza)