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orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought


But did the government make you hang that USA flag on your bedroom wall?

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

But did the government make you hang that USA flag on your bedroom wall?

(via 10starking)



onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(via eexpectopatronumm)


kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(via orgasm)



dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

(via orgasm)



thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

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butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

(via 10starking)


I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(via kisscuddlelove)


cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(via orgasm)


skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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